When you’re playing the pastor’s wife in Words With Friends, you should get bonus points for playing a Biblical word, but for some reason your Wifefilter makes you play “yes”, instead.

There were more points with “yes” – but oh, the tragedy of lost comedic value!
 

And Balaam rose up in the morning, and saddled his ass, and went with the princes of Moab.  

Numbers 22:21