When you’re playing the pastor’s wife in Words With Friends, you should get bonus points for playing a Biblical word, but for some reason your Wifefilter makes you play “yes”, instead.
There were more points with “yes” – but oh, the tragedy of lost comedic value!
And Balaam rose up in the morning, and saddled his ass, and went with the princes of Moab.
Numbers 22:21
A Generous Helping 
I am so glad I halted my Yahtzee game to come over and read this. You crack me up! Happy gaming 🙂
Glad I could give you a quick chuckle. A “quckle” – play that!
Nicely done!
On occasion you must listen to the filter in your head from the wife. You will find it works out better for all…..(LOL)
I’m glad you added “from the wife” because my head and mouth have no filter.
Id have gone with “ass”. Bet the pastor’s wife would have laughed.
Probably, but I have to give in to the filter most of the time. It’s worked for nearly 24 years.