After six months of writing this blog, I have been issued a court order from The State of New Hampshire to cease and desist using the name Portsong. It seems that an official in the city of Portsmouth got hold of my fictional history book in which I poke a little fun at Yankees during Sherman’s march to the sea. The Honorable Thomas Lankin has taken umbrage with my depiction of Union soldiers from his fair city.
The letter looks official. I haven’t had the chance to get it to a lawyer and quite frankly don’t have the wherewithal to do so. This means a great deal for me, though. I’ve built whatever brand I have around the name Portsong and the characters within. The support I’ve garnered and readership I’ve built will be subject to loss when I rename everything. I find this turn of events quite disheartening.
Until I can sort this all out, I will have to go silent and shut down this blog. Obviously, there are some folks up north who will be happy with this. The Southern boy in me would like to make a Yankee joke about it, but I’m not up to it right now. I find it sad that a little guy in Georgia can’t come up with an idea and build a dream without being prosecuted. Where’s the justice in that?
So, goodbye, friends in my blogging community. Until we meet again, let us hope and pray that some people develop a sense of humor. The world would be a much better place – especially on this, the first day of April……
****Since April 1st is over, I will admit this was a gag. I think a successful one judging by the admissions below. The best was my sister’s text of concern all the way from California where she was vacationing. Once a little brother, always a little brother.
OMG I hate you!!!!
Did I get ya, Katie?
🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂
Glad to give you a smile!
First one I have seen all morning! And we are now 20 minutes away from “cease all pranks” here in the UK.
I didn’t know there was a cease time. I wouldn’t be good at that.
Midday. Past that and any pranks tend to receive short thrift! 🙂
Paul, I know it’s just the vernacular difference, but “receive short thrift” is awesome!
Still chuckling at your comment. Thank you.
Alright in truth I hate myself for falling for it. There I said it!!
Cool! Now you are ready for the day.
Ready is one word for it. LOL That was awesome Mark. I salute you!
Thank you.
that was bad )
Happy 1st…
You stink. I was trying to figure out how I would “find” you again. 🙂 I dislike April 1st.
Haha. This was pretty harmless. I won’t pull a chair out from underneath someone, but I like a gag every now and then.
It was pretty good. Woke me up for sure. I thought, “Wait! What? Really?!” Have a good day and may you be paid back in some way. 🙂
Well played and much less messier than what my middle school son pulled on me this morning.
Glad you aren’t going anywhere…I just found you 🙂
Ha! You gotta love middle school boys! April 1st never gets old.
I was a fool until I read comments. HA! Is this a Virgil Creech joke or a Mark Myers joke? You both should be spanked. How old are you? Where is your wife? Very well played. Damn Yankees.
Totally Virgil! I am forever 12 in my heart.
YOU ARE SO BAD. I really believed it. Even with the whole April thing. Until I read the first comment. Looked at the post again and realized that it’s April Fools Day.
Hahaha
🙂
Great, now I can add South America to the list I’ve gotten today. Happy 1st!
Ooo! I…love you with the love of the Lord (@$*!#)
Haha! Likewise… And gotcha!
You REALLY had me going there! Glad to know you’ll be sticking around 🙂
Thank you. This was more fun than I expected.
You seriously should not have done that!! April Fool’s is no joke! (sorry, but I couldn’t find a smiley face with ‘tongue-in-cheek’ appearance.)
Haha. Better than physical humor and didn’t last as long!
That was clever. You better repent now. Lol
Sorry to lead you astray. (Sort of)
You didn’t sucker me. I was looking to find one. Lol it was good.
I just saw your post and thought, April’s fool. Careful what you ask for:)
Can’t fool everyone. There’s always next year. Hehehe
I’m hip to you; so I know to look out for the holidays…:)
Got me – hah! 😀
My forth continent. Still needing someone from Asia 😜
got me too… good one Mark
Blessings
~ Eric
Haha. Great – a bonus since it is the 6th.
Thanks Eric.