The Hidden Underbelly of Bacon

July 13, 2016.Reading time 4 minutes.

Bacon has enjoyed a resurgence in popularity in recent years. No longer relegated to the breakfast plate, it has reinvented itself as an intricate part of lunch and dinner menus and even made its way into some deserts. For a while, bacon was everywhere. The bacon people started making chocolate-covered bacon, bacon ice cream, bacon jam, bacon vodka, bacon massage oil, and bacon mouthwash – just to name a few! You can even put your money in a bacon wallet and hold your pants up with a bacon belt.

To us average joes who just want a slice or two with their eggs and occasionally on a burger, this run on bacon created quite a problem. The price of bacon skyrocketed.

Pork Bellies are up!

A Biblical Word

July 3, 2016.Reading time less than 1 minute.

When you’re playing the pastor’s wife in Words With Friends, you should get bonus points for playing a Biblical word, but for some reason your Wifefilter makes you play “yes”, instead.

There were more points with “yes” – but oh, the tragedy of lost comedic value!

And Balaam rose up in the morning, and saddled his ass, and went with the princes of Moab.

Numbers 22:21